Oh, Simon. You precious little pancake.
High school sucks, that’s a given. And when you’re being blackmailed because one jerk found out you’re gay and decides to threaten to out you…the weeks can last literally for-ev-er.
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda hits that perfect spot between heartbreaking and hilarity. Simon is able to take everything with a grain of salt and a sarcastic and sardonic “What the fuck.”
I love Simon and we must protect him at all costs.
Side note: Does anyone else think Taylor Metternich has two dads?
If she thinks me drinking coffee is big news, it’s going to be quite a fucking morning. (page 162)