Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli

Oh, Simon. You precious little pancake.

High school sucks, that’s a given. And when you’re being blackmailed because one jerk found out you’re gay and decides to threaten to out you…the weeks can last literally for-ev-er.

Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda hits that perfect spot between heartbreaking and hilarity. Simon is able to take everything with a grain of salt and a sarcastic and sardonic “What the fuck.”

I love Simon and we must protect him at all costs.

Side note: Does anyone else think Taylor Metternich has two dads?


Favorite quote:

If she thinks me drinking coffee is big news, it’s going to be quite a fucking morning. (page 162)

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